You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENANJanetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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