You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANJanetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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