I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENANJanetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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