This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANDusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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