I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENANDusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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