I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENANDusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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