I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENANI once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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