What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENANI once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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