When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENANI once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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