If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENANI once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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