Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENANI once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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