I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGETI become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGETWhen you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGETI’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
BOB SAGETBehind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGETI was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
BOB SAGETI have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
BOB SAGETIn the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
BOB SAGETA good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
BOB SAGETMy favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
BOB SAGETMy haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
BOB SAGETEveryone I love I pay.
BOB SAGETI’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGETSaw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
BOB SAGETSometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
BOB SAGETI think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
BOB SAGETI have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
BOB SAGET