I love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGETI have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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