And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
BOB SAGETI’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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