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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

Bob Saget

Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGET

Fool Men Wise
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
BOB SAGET

Biker Club Kids School
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGET

Country People Two Wii
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
BOB SAGET

Fire Light People
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGET

Behind Every Great Man Men Prison
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
BOB SAGET

Fart Father Stuck
I have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGET

Agendas Control Nothing
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
BOB SAGET

House Waiting Yesterday
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGET

Arguing People Truth
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
BOB SAGET

Each Other Feed People
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
BOB SAGET

Dad Dark House
All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
BOB SAGET

Around Done Heaviness Trying Way
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
BOB SAGET

Enjoy Masturbation Public
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
BOB SAGET

Day Good Reading Sunday
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGET

Closer Enemies Say
When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
BOB SAGET

Cable Storms Television Things Unless

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