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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.

Bob Saget

A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Good Naked Together Way
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Care Except People Take
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Friend Learn Lying
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Become Chameleon Whenever
The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Children Secret Way
I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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Book Digital Needs
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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Dirty Jobs Night
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Clothes Dad Mom
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Gossip People Rumor
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Men Saw Son Yelling
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking

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