It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETBehind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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