I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
BOB SAGETBehind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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