Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
BOB SAGETBehind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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