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  • Bob Saget Quote - Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison. Download This Image
  • Bob Saget Quote - Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
  • Bob Saget Quote - Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
  • Bob Saget Quote - Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
  • Bob Saget Quote - Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
  • Bob Saget Quote - Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

    I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.

    I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

    I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.

    My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

    Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’ Download This Image

    The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?

    Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

    My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

    What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is. Download This Image

    Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public. Download This Image

    Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. Download This Image

    A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.

    Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

    I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.

    When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? Download This Image

    If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

    BOB SAGET

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