Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
BOB SAGETBehind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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