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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

Bob Saget

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Comedy Crowds Screaming Something Sort Years
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Around Done Heaviness Trying Way
The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Kids Responsibility Wine
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Away Famous Going
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Clothes Dad Mom
When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Cable Storms Television Things Unless
Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Bored People Talking
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Comedy Morning Thinking
Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Fake Politics Sincerity
It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Day New People Reading
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

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