Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGETIt’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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