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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Fleas Hurt Spider
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Fart Father Stuck
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Long Okay People
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Littles People Smoking
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Realizing Sometimes Wish
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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Dressing Missing Salad Sauce
I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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Doorways May Stressed Unflattered
The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Children Secret Way
Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Bored People Talking
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Creative Forward Looking People

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