No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGETJon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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