Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
BOB SAGETAnd turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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