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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

Bob Saget

I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
BOB SAGET

Interviews Littles People
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
BOB SAGET

Anesthesia Given Havens
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Car Die Kids Saving Want
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Become Chameleon Whenever
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGET

Closer Enemies Say
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Realizing Sometimes Wish
Valuable people are undervalued.
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People Undervalued Valuable
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
BOB SAGET

Kindness Necessity Virtue
My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
BOB SAGET

Breakfast Causes Mom
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
BOB SAGET

Make People Think Thinking
If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
BOB SAGET

Career Eight Wise
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Away Famous Going
I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
BOB SAGET

Anymore Dirty Laughing People Stuff
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
BOB SAGET

Aristocracy Guy Kids
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGET

Affection Emotion Love Mom

My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

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