I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGETAt the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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