I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
BOB SAGETI was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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