I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGETJust went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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