I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
BOB SAGETJust went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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