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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

Bob Saget

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGET

Behind Every Great Man Men Prison
I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
BOB SAGET

Body Morning Red
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGET

Comedian Jokes Three
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
BOB SAGET

Fart Father Stuck
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
BOB SAGET

Biker Club Kids School
Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
BOB SAGET

Four Letters Matter
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
BOB SAGET

Dad Escape Humor Kind Study Stuff
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
BOB SAGET

Gossip People Rumor
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
BOB SAGET

Clothes Dad Mom
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGET

Affection Emotion Love Mom
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
BOB SAGET

Baby Feet Pedicures
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGET

Change Something Things Wake
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGET

Care Except People Take
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGET

Meaningful Myself Physical
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGET

Become Chameleon Whenever
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
BOB SAGET

Fishes Nothing Pieces

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

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