There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGETMy father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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