I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETMy father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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