I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
BOB SAGETMy father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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