I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
BOB SAGETMy father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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