I love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGETMy father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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