That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
BOB SAGETMy father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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