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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

Bob Saget

If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
BOB SAGET

Hanging Negative People Two
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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Biker Club Kids School
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Make People Think Thinking
I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Fleas Hurt Spider
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Clothes Dad Mom
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Creative Forward Looking People
Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Attack Cauterize Done People
That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Country Definitely People Showed
The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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Comedy Interesting Thinking
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Fart Father Stuck
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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Anymore Dirty Laughing People Stuff
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Men Saw Son Yelling
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Aristocracy Guy Kids
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Fool Men Wise

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

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