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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

Bob Saget

My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Mom Thinking Today Told
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Dad Dollar Funny Mom Sex
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Nice Pieces Salmon
I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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Comedy Dirty Nuts Show Shows Television
That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Country Definitely People Showed
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Dad Escape Humor Kind Study Stuff
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Fishes Nothing Pieces
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Clothes Dad Mom
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Hurt Love Pain Someone
I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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Doorways May Stressed Unflattered
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Gossip People Rumor
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Fart Father Stuck
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Penguins People Want

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