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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

Bob Saget

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Creativity Day Kindness New
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Acting Fun People
I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Interviews Littles People
Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Girl Met Reasonable Told
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Affection Emotion Love Mom
My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Dad Dollar Funny Mom Sex
It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Day New People Reading
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Men Saw Son Yelling
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Care Except People Take
It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Smart Teacher Yoga
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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House Waiting Yesterday
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

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