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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

Bob Saget

My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Diapers Saint Wife
Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Four Letters Matter
It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Smart Teacher Yoga
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Hurt Laughing People
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Nice Pieces Salmon
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Littles People Smoking
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Long Okay People
Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Bored People Talking
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Comedy Crowds Screaming Something Sort Years
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Fool Men Wise
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Good Naked Together Way
That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Country Definitely People Showed

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

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