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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

Bob Saget

Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Men Saw Son Yelling
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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Fire Light People
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Kindness Necessity Virtue
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Creative Forward Looking People
25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Comedy Crowds Screaming Something Sort Years
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Creativity Day Kindness New
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Hurt Love Pain Someone
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Country People Two Wii
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Littles People Smoking
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Penguins People Want
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Fool Men Wise
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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Enjoy Masturbation Public
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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Day Good Reading Sunday
When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Cable Storms Television Things Unless

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