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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

Bob Saget

Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Attack Cauterize Done People
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bus Driver Drivers
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Cry Favorite Song Thinking
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Hurt Laughing People
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Diapers Saint Wife
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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Fire Light People
All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Around Done Heaviness Trying Way
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Affection Emotion Love Mom
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Good Naked Together Way
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Fishes Nothing Pieces
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Nice Pieces Salmon
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

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