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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

Bob Saget

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Hurt Laughing People
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Doe Doors Nuts
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Comedy Much Thinking Too
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Good Naked Together Way
The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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Comedy Interesting Thinking
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Friend Learn Lying
The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Kids Responsibility Wine
Valuable people are undervalued.
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People Undervalued Valuable
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Alcoholics Horrible Used
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Men Saw Son Yelling
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Aristocracy Guy Kids
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Interviews Littles People

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