At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
BOB SAGETPeople do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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