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Everyone I love I pay.

Bob Saget

What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Levels People
I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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Book Digital Needs
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Care Except People Take
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Boys Car Country Years
I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Interviews Littles People
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Dad Dollar Funny Mom Sex
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Car Die Kids Saving Want
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Diapers Saint Wife
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Men Saw Son Yelling
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Choices Done Procrastination
I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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Doorways May Stressed Unflattered
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Good Naked Together Way

Everyone I love I pay.

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