I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGETEveryone I love I pay.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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