No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGETNo one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGETWhat do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
BOB SAGETSome people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
BOB SAGETI have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
BOB SAGETI like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
BOB SAGETSaw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
BOB SAGETThere are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGETI wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGETIt’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
BOB SAGETIt’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
BOB SAGETI am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
BOB SAGETAll I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
BOB SAGETI have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGETI have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETPaul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGETAt the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
BOB SAGET