Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGETEveryone I love I pay.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Everyone I love I pay.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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