There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGETEveryone I love I pay.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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