I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
BOB SAGETEveryone I love I pay.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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