A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGETEveryone I love I pay.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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