I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
BOB SAGETWise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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