Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
BOB SAGETWise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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