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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Bob Hope

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two

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