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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Invested Sweater
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPE

Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
BOB HOPE

England Hair Line One
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPE

Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
BOB HOPE

Country Good Line Look One

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