It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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