We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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