Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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