It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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