Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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