I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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