We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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