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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.

Bob Hope

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Littles
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.

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