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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.

Bo Burnham

It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Character Names Play
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws
We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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Blue Country Moon People
I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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Add Thinking Trying
I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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Math Philosophy School
My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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Character Meaningful Way
The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Eras Golden Thinking
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Funny Said Staring Stop
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Belief Funny Humor
What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Creative Funny Humor Life
Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Funny Humor Intelligent
There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Certain Joke Lines Mind Poetry
I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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Comedian Fans People
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Comforter Funny Humor
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Beliefs Hateful People
I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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Character Doing Feel Main

Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.

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