I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
BO BURNHAMWomen are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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