Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
BO BURNHAMWomen are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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