And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
BO BURNHAMI’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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