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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.

Bo Burnham

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Comedy Facts People
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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Fifteen Funny Humor
What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Creative Funny Humor Life
Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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Funny Humor Poverty Racism
I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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Comedian Comedy Watches
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Designer Funny Humor Love You
The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Anyone Otherwise Smooth Talker Tell
The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Eras Golden Thinking
I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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Fall Know Men Miscarriage
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws
Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Like Parent Something Sometimes Watch
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Beliefs Hateful People
It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Character Names Play
Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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Funny Humor Theory
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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Fake Kings Talent
“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Audience Awordship Comedy Unwquestiongly

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