Love is all about… whistles.
BO BURNHAMI always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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