I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
BO BURNHAMI always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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