I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
BO BURNHAMIf Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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