Where are all the sour patch parents?
BO BURNHAMIf Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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