Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
BO BURNHAMI met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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