And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
BO BURNHAMI met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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