Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
BO BURNHAMI met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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