There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
BO BURNHAMI know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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