How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
BO BURNHAMI know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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