Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
BO BURNHAMI know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
-
-
I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
BO BURNHAM -
Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
BO BURNHAM -
I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
BO BURNHAM -
I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
BO BURNHAM -
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
BO BURNHAM -
Where are all the sour patch parents?
BO BURNHAM -
Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
BO BURNHAM -
I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
BO BURNHAM -
Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
BO BURNHAM -
I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
BO BURNHAM -
I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
BO BURNHAM -
I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
BO BURNHAM -
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
BO BURNHAM -
My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
BO BURNHAM -
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
BO BURNHAM