I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
BO BURNHAMWhen things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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