Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
BO BURNHAMWhen things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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