I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
BO BURNHAMWhen things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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