If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
BO BURNHAMThe world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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