Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
BO BURNHAMPoverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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