I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
BO BURNHAMPoverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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