I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
BO BURNHAMPoverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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