Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
BILLY CRYSTALAt some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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When comedy is good, it’s jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It’s all melody to me.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Don’t give up your power.
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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