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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.

Billy Crystal

That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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Comedy Jazz Soul
I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Country Free Life Sucker
A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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Couple Laughing People
I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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Happiest Heaven Life Thinking
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Financial Funny Money
I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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Eyes History Open Related Started
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Country Funny Humorous
Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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Dream Kids Thinking
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Actors Character Directors
You give up your dream, you give up.
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Dream Giving Vision
When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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Criticism Government Long
Change is such hard work.
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Change Inspirational Work
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Ghouls Saws Sids
Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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Acting Comedy Truthful
Don’t give up your power.
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Don't Give Up Giving Up Power
When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!
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Crazy Daughter Girl

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.

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