Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
BILLY CRYSTALI had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Don’t give up your power.
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I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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There’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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