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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.

Billy Crystal

Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
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Celebrate Children Easter Guess Jesus Peep
When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Life Realizing Rest Want Your
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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Inspirational Life Wise
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Muscles Stage World
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Baseball Country
Don’t give up your power.
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Don't Give Up Giving Up Power
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
There’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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Kids Nice Thinking
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Ghouls Saws Sids
The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
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Brother Inspiration Laughing
I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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Comedian Feet Thinking
I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Caught Limits Married
Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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Acting Comedy Truthful
I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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Being Black Comedy Old
We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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Audience Front Growing Men Self Used
You give up your dream, you give up.
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Dream Giving Vision

I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.

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