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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

Billy Crystal

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Financial Funny Money
Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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Dad Home Style
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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Clothes Differences Looks
I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Country Free Life Sucker
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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Football Games School
Don’t give up your power.
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Don't Give Up Giving Up Power
The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
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Brother Inspiration Laughing
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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Comedy Kids Scary
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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Couple Laughing People
What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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Frustrating Life Over Starting
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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Dad Father Respect
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Actors Character Directors
That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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Comedy Jazz Soul
I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
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Hands Sex Two
I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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Baby Night Sleep

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

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