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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

Billy Crystal

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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Remember Same Things
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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Clothes Differences Looks
I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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Baby Night Sleep
You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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Death Kids Love Own Play
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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Bases Nightly Something
I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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Eyes History Open Related Started
When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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Criticism Government Long
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Muscles Stage World
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Actors Character Directors
I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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Being Black Comedy Old
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?
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Feels Looks Reach
It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Comedian Feel Good Looks
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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Dad Father Respect
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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Comedy Kids Scary
Change is such hard work.
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Change Inspirational Work
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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Football Games School

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

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