Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do.
BILLY CONNOLLYNever trust people who’ve only got one book.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.
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I’ve been a poser for f–ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said “her brothers got a moustache!”
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I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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Sometimes there’s a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I’ve ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.
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The more you know the less the better.
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As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don’t care what you think.
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If I had a hammer, there’d be no more folksingers.
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When you involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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