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Billy Connolly

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
BILLY CONNOLLY

Empowerment Psychics Thinking
I can’t believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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Believe Jesus Teacher
I don’t have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I’ve done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that’s mostly what I’m offered.
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Dog Doors Independent Stuff
Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you’ve blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that… wrll, it’s because the national anthem is boring.
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Anthem Boring Country Funny Humor
The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things… after the weather.
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Country Patronishing Region Weather
Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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Disease Media Negativity
I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
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Brought Catholic Guilt Level
There’s one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
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Anything Comment Figure Matrimony
Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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Fire Forests Tree
Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Gently Looks Sideway Tread
I don’t aim to offend.
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Offended Target The Aim
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.
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Christianity Different Religion Thing
Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.
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Expensive Looks Stolen
Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Constitution Happiness Revolution Unique Written
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.
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About Always Children Comedy Country
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Country Music Optimism People Wanter

People die all the time. It’s just that you’re not around.

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