If you give people a chance, they shine.
BILLY CONNOLLYPeople die all the time. It’s just that you’re not around.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. “Is this yours?” she asked “probably” said Paddy “she burns everything else”
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I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
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The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
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People die all the time. It’s just that you’re not around.
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them.
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I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.
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Never trust people who’ve only got one book.
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Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.
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I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce – my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions – the absurdity of the thing.
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Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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