I don’t aim to offend.
BILLY CONNOLLYThere’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
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Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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The more you know the less the better.
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As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
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Sometimes there’s a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I’ve ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.
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I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.
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When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
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For me, it’s about the desire to win. My audience becomes a crowd of wild animals and I have to be the lion-tamer or be eaten.
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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Never trust people who’ve only got one book.
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries.
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