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When I read ‘Be real, don’t get caught acting,’ I thought, ‘How the hell do you do that?’.

Billy Connolly

Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Disease Media Negativity
A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said “her brothers got a moustache!”
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Brother Funny Girlfriend Mine
Try to live in a place you like.
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Like Place Trying
The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don’t care what you think.
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Needs People Round Swings Thinking
There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue.
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Dear Different Element Venue
Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
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Jobs Jon Tell Workplace
I think age is terribly overrated. You’re okay as long as you don’t grow up. By all means grow old, but don’t mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
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Childlike Growing Mean Thinking
I used to be a folk singer, but I was… dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.
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Fog Singer Voice
Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, “Did you fall?” He said, “No, I’m tryin’ to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.”
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Chocolate Fall Pocket
I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
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Consciously Home Intention Numbers People
A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
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Balanced Drink Hands Wells
Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
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Bit Fun Jobs Laugh Occupation
Wisdom isn’t an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn’t an answer. It’s a question.
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Answers Guy Mountain
I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them.
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Art Doodle People Speak Two
Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Gently Looks Sideway Tread
I’m not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.
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Friendship Glasgow Hands Suits

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