My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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More Billy Connolly Quotes
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I can’t believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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Acting is a different discipline. On stage I’m free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.
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I think of my life as a series of moments and I’ve found that the great moments often don’t have too much to them.
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If you haven’t heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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If you want to lose a bit of weight, don’t eat anything out of a bucket.
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I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can’t always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
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I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
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I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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The more you know the less the better.
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The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started.
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