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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.

Billy Connolly

Well, the film’s not only pricking the pomposity of the Church, it’s pricking the pomposity, and sometimes you would think fraudulence, of the insurance companies.
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Fraudulence People Pomposity Sometimes Thinking Water
I think of my life as a series of moments and I’ve found that the great moments often don’t have too much to them.
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Huge Love Simply Thinking You
Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Constitution Happiness Revolution Unique Written
Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
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Jobs Jon Tell Workplace
A fart is just your arse applauding.
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Arses Funny Humor
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
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Country Reserves Successful
I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.
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Drinking Ideas Stills Stop
Don’t work out, work in.
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never Out Work
I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
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Brought Catholic Guilt Level
I don’t think I’ve ever died on stage. I’ve had jokes that died on stage. I’ve told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn’t know it was the end of the joke.
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Absolutely End Jokes Stage Thinking
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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Department Parent Pet Zoos
When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.
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Air School
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
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Empowerment Psychics Thinking
I don’t have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I’ve done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that’s mostly what I’m offered.
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Dog Doors Independent Stuff
If I had a hammer, there’d be no more folksingers.
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Hammers More
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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Funny Lone Music Witty

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