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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.

Billy Connolly

I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
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Arms Loathed People Singing Single
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
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Country Days Reinvents Two
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.
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Christianity Different Religion Thing
Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Constitution Happiness Revolution Unique Written
I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
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Consciously Home Intention Numbers People
[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven’t missed a thing, I was just killing time ’til you got here.
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Arriving Kill Killing MIssed Time
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.
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Needs People Toilet
Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.
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Country Football Someone Team
Behind the proscenium arch, you can’t always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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Arches Audience People
If you haven’t heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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Havens Heard Rumours
I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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Documentaries Glasses Hate People
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
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Country Music Optimism People Wanter
I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them.
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Art Doodle People Speak Two
Wisdom isn’t an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn’t an answer. It’s a question.
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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Country Seasons Travel Winter

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