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I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.

Billy Connolly

I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I’m desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I’m going back, but I’m not. I’d rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.
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Desperate People Themselves Thinking
There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.
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Adventure Being Happy Running
When you involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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Accident Alright Funny Humor Thanks
I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
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Consciously Home Intention Numbers People
Acting is a different discipline. On stage I’m free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.
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Acting Different Discipline
Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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International Language Music Sorry Swear
I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.
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Catholic Guilt Levels
Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
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Jobs Jon Tell Workplace
There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue.
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Dear Different Element Venue
Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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Fire Forests Tree
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
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Crosses Malfunction
Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Gently Looks Sideway Tread
I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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Found People Scared
There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
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Auditorium Fine Line Offened Tread
Try to live in a place you like.
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Like Place Trying
Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding’s a mystery to me now. You can’t go back, your life changes every day.
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Become Changing Clothes Life Successful

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