I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
BILL WATTERSONShutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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