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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.

Bill Watterson

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Along Around Detroit Enjoy Good Probably Time
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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Art Deconstruction Needs Offering Sometimes

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