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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.

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