My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSONShutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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