Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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