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Bill Watterson

It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
BILL WATTERSON

Generation Running World
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
BILL WATTERSON

Numbers Play Special
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON

Snow Winning
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
BILL WATTERSON

Detours Motivational Truth
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells

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