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Bill Watterson

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
BILL WATTERSON

Chemistry Design Ingredients
I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Idea Packing Percent Prostituted
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running

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