Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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