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Bill Watterson

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise

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