I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
BILL WATTERSONThe real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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