Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSONThe real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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