Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
BILL WATTERSONOn the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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