When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSONThere’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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