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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!

Bill Watterson

I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Craft Different Editorial Joke Taste Technique
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid

Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!

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