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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!

Bill Watterson

If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSON

Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
BILL WATTERSON

Life Needs Surprise
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON

Conformity Connect Dots Way
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSON

Beautiful Grow Up Thinking
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
BILL WATTERSON

Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow

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