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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!

Bill Watterson

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Avoiding Hobbies Slips
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand

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