I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
BILL WATTERSONDo you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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