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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

Bill Watterson

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Contact None Sometimes Think Universe
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Loopholes Pubbawup
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Change Different Funny Life
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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