Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
BILL WATTERSONEverybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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