Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
BILL WATTERSONEverybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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