The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSONEverybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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