No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
BILL WATTERSONReading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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