If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONIf you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONI tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
BILL WATTERSONFor me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
BILL WATTERSONSometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSONIn the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
BILL WATTERSONEveryone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
BILL WATTERSONI know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSONEven when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
BILL WATTERSONAnd it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
BILL WATTERSONYou know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
BILL WATTERSONYou have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
BILL WATTERSONOnce it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSONCounty library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
BILL WATTERSONSince September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
BILL WATTERSONWeekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
BILL WATTERSON