Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
BILL WATTERSONProblems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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