You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
BILL WATTERSONProblems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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